Choose your scent (descriptions below for reference!) and preferred size from the drop down lists. These are our personal formulas in a carrier of fractionated coconut oil (FCO), and come in a glass 5ml or 10ml bottle with a rollerball component. If you'd like to purchase any of these scents in a base of perfumer's alcohol, you can do so in a 15ml size here or in a 30ml/1oz size here! if you'd like to purchase any of these scents in extra strength (a base of daikon radish seed oil), you can do so on this page!
Art school drop out
Fresh paint water, wet clay, car exhaust, number two pencil shavings
Black Cherry Bomb
Melted Black Cherry popsicle juice, ginger ale cream soda, salty and hot summer skin, honeydew, golden caramelized amber
Bones melting together
Dusty dry bone dust accord, coffin wood, bergamot
Bubble Pop
Bright pink bubble gum, spiced apricots, lemon rind and bitter orange peel, red berries + bergamot
Cinnamon Ghoul
Cinnamon, oakwood cabinets, cold ghostly hallways, aged black musk
Doom and gloom
A blend of delicate musks and creamy woods combine to emulate the salty skin of grief combined with the memory of a long-gone lover
Doomsday
Overdried dead grass, cool menthol tea, black currant, sage, dried acorns, tobacco
FROGS!
Grounding and warm woods, Virginia cedar, cold-pressed yuzu, overgrown moss, forest mushrooms, wet humid frog skin
Hallows’ Eve Museum Heist
YEE-haw time to get the old gang back together for one spooky heist. Stolen jasmine sambac and golden heart amber, orange bitters, luscious aged cognac, dinosaur bones. Dedicated to Dennis, who died in the Christmas heist.
I wanna be your Joey Ramone
Black oudh, chili spiced vanilla musk, nutmeg
I was a former gifted and talented student
Glossy pages of a scholastic book catalog, vanilla creme brûlée body spray, cherry chapstick, teen spirit deodorant
I wasn’t made to make it to thirty
Tiny blue powdery pills and true blue pansies in a blue ceramic vase
Kodachrome
Bright red lychee fruit, sweetgrass, cornmeal, rolled oats, fresh dates
Little creepy crawlers
Aged patchouli and ginger, blended with coriander seed, oakwood barrels, and cinnamon spiced cocoa beans
Misspent youth
Iced cold root beer, the glowing hum of a 7-11 parking lot, peppered vanilla, blood orange & ginger candy, fuzzy grey amber
My heart is made of glass
Fresh cloves, myrrh, spiced apricot jam, tonka beans, Peru balsam
People-watching the dead
Spiced bread and paprika blended with silk amber
Photographs of sea stars
Soft sea star skin, dried sea salt, dusty warm amber, peppery copaiba balsam
Pieces of October
Fresh blue corn tortillas, ancient spices, chili peppers, oakwood, autumn apples falling on a frozen ground
Pile of green goo
Partially rotting wood and oakmoss, white oudh, deep & enchanting crushed rose resins
Plain Jane
Black oudh, fresh morning coffee, rolled tobacco, vegan animal musk, cedar, cinnamon crunch cereal
Pumpkin Boooudh
Dark pumpkin mash topped with golden vanilla, a blend of ghostly white oudh, black oudh, and dry woody oudh
Sleep that rhymes with death
White amber, crystallized vanilla, ginger, Virginia cedarwood
Somedays in Oz
Fresh garden mint, wall-climbing ivy, spicy juniper, orris butter
The deadly poppy field
Green & watery flowers, soaked earth, lily-of-the-valley, slightly sweet red poppies, the sweet lingering of a memory
The end is here
Vanilla Coke, bourbon, fleeing animals, the musk of an infinite black void
The heartbreaking simplicity of ordinary things
Freshly opened tennis balls, cool crisp meteor shower nights, warm and sweet cardamom
The people you love become ghosts inside you
Heavenly musk, lingering funeral flowers, cold scent of vanilla in an empty corridor, handprints on a foggy window (Notice: ‘The people you love become ghosts inside you‘ is a heavy atmospheric that has been reported to cause feelings of intense emotion and is sometimes unpleasant in its vulnerability. Not for the faint-hearted!)
The scent of your skin and some foreign flowers
Boxed chocolate cereal, oakwood, toasted brown sugar, tonka bean, pantry spices, dried roses
*Wax Museums
Sweet and warm liqueur, elegant suede, black currant, beeswax absolute, magnolia heart
With the fishes and the dead
Black squid ink and mile long oceans. Black ambergris, black labdanum absolute, salty ocean water, and black pits of stretched out emptiness.
An asterisk * next to a scent denotes that it contains honey, beeswax absolute, or butter CO2, and is therefore NOT vegan. All of our musk notes are vegan accords, as are our ambergris, deer skin, leather, dinosaur bones, etc.